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As the father of five I have done more “story time” than I would wish on my worst enemy. Somewhere around kid three I started changing the stories to make the process a bit more bearable, but kids ain’t dumb, not mine anyway…Immediately after even a tiny variation I was hit with “That’s NOT how it goes!” Being just as clever as my kids, I came up with a simple workaround…I’d write my own book and read it word for word EXACTLY how it goes, it was brilliant. I did it again. Story time was getting fun. Somewhere around book three my drinking buddies got a hold of them…They were laughing so hard that some of them were crying, one of my wife’s friends admitted that “she pee’d a little”. That was the “ah-ha” moment that brought us to where we are now. It is time to share these works of art with the world. As a connoisseur of fine humor, I believe these things should be done properly. Reach Around Books are 20.3 X 20.3 X 1 CM, hardcover with beautiful glossy pages. If you have tried other “inappropriate” or “controversial” children’s books I can say with confidence that these are longer, thicker and harder than what you are probably used to. The Reach Around Books Season One Boxset includes: Suzy Likes to Look at BallsCome Swing with Us!Spank the Monkey Lends a HandBrenda’s Beaver Needs a BarberPut Tony’s Nuts in Your Mouth! Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don’t buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™…You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. –Toodles!

As the father of five I have done more “story time” than I would wish on my worst enemy. Somewhere around kid three I started changing the stories to make the process a bit more bearable, but kids ain’t dumb, not mine anyway…Immediately after even a tiny variation I was hit with “That’s NOT how it goes!” Being just as clever as my kids, I came up with a simple workaround…I’d write my own book and read it word for word EXACTLY how it goes, it was brilliant. I did it again. Story time was getting fun. Somewhere around book three my drinking buddies got a hold of them…They were laughing so hard that some of them were crying, one of my wife’s friends admitted that “she pee’d a little”. That was the “ah-ha” moment that brought us to where we are now. It is time to share these works of art with the world. As a connoisseur of fine humor, I believe these things should be done properly. Reach Around Books are 20.3 X 20.3 X 1 CM, hardcover with beautiful glossy pages. If you have tried other “inappropriate” or “controversial” children’s books I can say with confidence that these are longer, thicker and harder than what you are probably used to. The Reach Around Books Season Two Boxset includes: Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?Brenda’s Beaver Plays a RoundLucy Lickalotopus Goes Down SouthJiggleWiggleTicklePicklePeter Pitched a Tent Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don’t buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™…You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. –Toodles!